Lately, the kid has been all about the bedtime sing-a-long.
And I've been forced to realize that I know the lyrics to far too few songs.
We spent some serious time on the classics: the Alphabet Song, Old McDonald (according to my child, Cookie Monster lives on the farm), Twinkle Twinkle, Happy Birthday, Baa Baa Black Sheep and Itsy Bitsy Spider. And then I ran out of ideas.
My brain can seriously not recall the lyrics to any other kid's songs at will.
So I started singing the only other two songs that I can apparently remember in their entirety: "So Happy Together" (Who the fuck are The Turtles?! How do I even know this song?) and "Blister in the Sun" (Yup, a song about masturbation. She's taken to calling it the "Check Out Song". I win at parenting.)