It's official: the powers that be have destroyed all that was good and fun about Sesame Street.
It started with turning everything into the Cult of Elmo. Rude little douchebag.
Now they've got Cookie Monster shilling fat-phobic lies in the name of fighting childhood obesity. Drink up your nutritionally-bankrupt, chalk-flavoured, hormone-filled cow juice kids!
If they make him vegan I'm going to organize a boycott. Perhaps even grab a tent and join Occupy Sesame Street.
I hear that's what all the cool kids are doing these days.