Did you know that the world ends on Saturday?
Or begins to end. Or something like that. It's all very confusing.
Apparently God works for the federal government and it takes 6 months to process (aka judge) everyone.
I feel this is going to be just like when the US announced we all needed passports to enter it's hallowed lands and visit Target. It's the end of the world and we'll all be stuck waiting in endless lines to be judged.
I'm also more than a little pissed off that it's happening at the start of a long weekend. How am I supposed to enjoy sleeping in on Monday morning with all the hell-fire and brimstone falling down everywhere?
On the other hand, I am very excited to be inviting myself to join this group: What Did You Do For The Rapture? .
Does anyone have any exciting plans? Any ideas for Rapture-themed cocktails?
Ah, jeez. I am only getting caught up on my blog reading now to realize that in addition to the numerous 'special occasion cocktails' I fail to post on my own blog, that I totally missed out on the rapture as well. Goddamn. The first cocktail that popped into my head was the 'Kamikaze' (boring, I know), but at least it's about death and disaster....
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