Perhaps the best anti-smoking PSA I've ever read:
"So then I’m smoking 30 cigarettes a day while still running every day and if you’ve never done that, don’t. Let me be your Jesus on that particular cross. I did it for all of us. Call it a handicap. I wanted to see what smoking would do to my speed and miles. Result? It fucked them up. Plus you don’t get that rocking feeling when you’re done like you’re on cocaine getting ready to tackle a tree and bang 22-year-old twins in some Vegas penthouse. No. You think about killing yourself. Your cool down is a catalogue of methods: a bullet, a big plunge, or how about a radio in the bathtub?" ~ the bhj
At the risk of alienating and offending all three of my loyal readers, who perhaps have religious tendancies, "Let me be your Jesus on that particular cross" may just well be my new favourite expression.